2.01.2006

Bambibot?

Poachers Fun-loving anti-authoritarian hunters in Northwest Indiana are being lured to their legal dooms by that most foul of creatures, the Bambi-bot. Apparently, this robotic decoy taunts hunters with its lifelike faux-ungulate stylishness, and the hunters, responding to deep-seated ancient human urges to kill cute things bring home the venison (as it were) respond, as we all would, with gunfire. Bingo-bango, our intrepid Nimrod of the North Woods is collared for poaching. Robots and infringement of our rights... what more natural combination could there be?

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